Eight Q5_K_M models answer 524 TriviaQA items with numeric 0-100 confidence and a 10-class category, producing 8,384 greedy trials. Seven instruct models enter preregistered hypotheses. The screen uses degeneracy, L, Fp, and RBS; it also computes AUROC2, cross-validated ridge, reasoning-length correlation, and missingness sensitivity.
7,336 confirmatory trials from seven instruct models; one base model is retained for exploration. All run locally on consumer hardware. Mean numeric confidence >=95% was 91.7%. All seven models were classified Invalid in numeric format. The categorical prompt reduced accuracy below 5% for six of seven models. Numeric AUROC2 ranged from .527 to .683, driven by the non-saturated minority.
There are only two prompts and greedy decoding. Scale is limited to 3-9B and TriviaQA. All weights are quantized as Q5_K_M. The MAR assumption is violated: more correct responses fail parsing. Categorical collapse may be specific to that wording. It does not demonstrate absence of internal uncertainty. It does not invalidate other calibration or elicitation methods. It does not generalize to larger models or open-ended tasks.